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Inay: "Nak, kay mother's day man karon. Unsa man imong message sa ako, kanang ma-surprise ug makahilak jud ko." Anak: "Ma..buntis ko ma, duha na ka-bulan. Surprise!! Happy Mother's Day!!!" |
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Girl: Isara pud ang door kung malibang ka love. Boy: Aguy, murag wa man ka naanad love oy. Dugay na baya ta nag-uban. Girl. Bitaw! Pero ayaw lang pud diri sa Jollibee love, maulaw ta. |
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Don't trust your friends that much. ( Facebook Log-out) |
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The reaction of your mom when she needs something from you (Mad & Calm version) |
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When you caught someone stealing the coconuts. |
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Make-up Transformation - Zayn Malik - One Direction by Megan Romero |
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Sir: Inday, natanggal na nimo 'tong mantsa sa akong uniform? Maid: Yes sir, ako pa? Sir: Very good! Unsa man ang imong gigamit pantanggal? Maid: Gigunting ra sir. |
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During discussions: Teacher: Questions? Clarifications? Student: None so far. During Examination: Student: Hala? Asa man ni gikan? Wala man jud ni gi-discuss ba. |
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Jeepney Scene: Student: Bayad daw kuya oh, estudyante, Forever alone... Driver: *Reacts* |
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Teacher's reaction when the student asked if a wrong spelling is considered incorrect. |
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Textmate's reaction if you reply a jejemon message. |
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Student's reaction when a math teacher let you answer complicated equations. |
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Family Problem: Inay: Mayang, nagbulag nami sa imong amahan. Asa man ka mukuyog, sa akoa o sa iyaha? Anak: Sa akong uyab. Huhu |
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During courtship: Guy's text be like : "Ihatod taka" Early stage of relationship: Guy's text be like: "Ihatod pa taka?" Late stage of relationship: Guy's text be like: "Itext ko ha kung nakauli naka" |
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The difference if you did something wrong to your parents and to your girlfriend or boyfriend. |
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Innocent maid's reaction during Valentine's day. |
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Broke boyfriends Valentine's day gift be like.... |
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The difference between a proud and not proud boyfriend |
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Maid's reaction finding a used condom at her employer's room |
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Boyfriend's behavior during courtship, first 3 months, 4-8 months and 1st year anniversary. |
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When a pageant candidate is asked on what she can do or help to her Barangay to prosper. |
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Gay son and father conversation be like... Son: Pa, buntis ko pa. Dad: Pagkaon na dira. Son: Pa, buntis lagi ko pa. Dad: Hoy! Rodrigo, basin gusto ka mugawas na imong kinaon kagahapon. |
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The big difference between "just a friend" and a "true friend" during exams or quiz. |
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Don't jump into conclusions right away. Not all who wears harsh make up are prostitutes. |
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Innocent/tired husband's reaction when her wife told him she's not wearing panty anymore. |
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A woman's reaction while reading her man's text from a another woman even if she's only a friend. |
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Just friends be like: Besh unsa nako. bye bye. ---Sige besh, bye bye! Ingat! Love you! True friends be like: Hoy buang. Muuna nako. Sige buang. Maligsan unta ka. |
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Girls be like... Gwapaha nimo besh oy. ---As in? Ikaw pud besh, gwapa, parehas ta. (No malice) Boys be like... Gwapoha nimo bay oy... (with suspicious reaction) |
HAHAHAHHAHA SAKIT SA AKO TIJAN. TIRS OP JOY
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